office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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