North Korea, Best Korea!
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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