he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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