i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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