he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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