He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I intend to get homeless drunk
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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