Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Someone came in the potted fern
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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