my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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