I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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