He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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