I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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