It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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