Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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