i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I know her cup size but not her name....
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