I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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