The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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