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go home
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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