using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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