I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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