ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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