If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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