Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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