p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break