ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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