I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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