I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
All I want is dick and wine.
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