did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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