Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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