i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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