Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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