Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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