no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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