I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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