Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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