is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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