M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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