did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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