i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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