Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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