The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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