yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
