His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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