On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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