If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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