C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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