Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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