I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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