i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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