It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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