ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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