butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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