She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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