I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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