Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
tell me about the fingering
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