it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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