The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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