nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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