love makes seman taste better
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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