This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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